You Know You're Broke If…
- …Your latte’ bill is as vente’ as your car payment.
- …If you paid more for your car than your house.
- …If most of the clothes in your closet still have the tags on them.
- …If you have no change left under the couch cushions.
- …If you go to the title pawn shop and the only title you have is the title of that great American novel you've been planning to write.
- …Your bologna has no first name.
- …You still think that “interest only” mortgage was a good deal.
- …You get Christmas cards from the state lottery.
- …You are living paycheck to paycheck.
- …Your “Investment Portfolio” consists of lottery tickets and beanie babies.
- …You have more car payments than people in your family.
- …You just know you have money left in the checking account because you still have checks left.
- …The shoes in your closet are worth more than your 401k.
- …You are only paying the minimum payment on your credit cards every month.
- …You make $40,000 a year and drive a $50,000 car.
- …You are planning a heist at the local food bank.
- …if you stopped on a dime you’d double your net worth.
- …If you are using credit cards
- …If you give blood just for the free snacks.
- …You let the electric company cut your service off because you are “going green”.
- …You were escorted out of the KFC because you were licking other people’s fingers.
- …You look in the floor of your car for fast food money.
- …You look in the floor of your car for fast food.
- …You tell your kids “it’s not that moldy”.
- …Your idea of feeding the poor is making yourself lunch.
- …You use all of your income tax refund and it doesn’t even make a dent in your debt.
- …You use your efile income tax refund to incur more debt (car payment, boat payment, etc.)
- …You ate your cheerios with water this morning.
- …the guy at the check cashing store knows you by name.
- …quarters are like gold.
- …If your tires are balder than your grandfather.
- …You comfort yourself by saying “Mo’ money, mo’ problems”.
- …You are watering down the ketchup.
- …You wish you had a fancy wardrobe like Larry the Cable guy.
- …You’ve spent so much on clothes that Mr. Blackwell is envious.
- …Your credit card company calls to say “enough already!”.
- …You make a trip to the pawn shop to visit all your stuff.
- …You can’t pay attention or the piper either.
- …You send in the minimum payment on the credit card that you used to pay the minimum payment on the other credit card.
- …You can’t even qualify for a library card.
- …If you took out a 30 year mortgage because “the payment is lower”.
- …If you are still sending in car payments and your car has over 200,000 miles on it.
- …if you have seriously thought about selling the kids…. or at least renting them out.
- …If you have three closets full of clothes and “nothing to wear”.
- …If you find yourself googling “recipes for roadkill”.
- …If you're reusing your coffee grounds.
- …If you are brewing your own coffee and putting it in a starbucks cup complete with cardboard sleeve.
Summary
Article Name
You Know You're Broke If...
Description
You know you're broke if... Hilarious one liners to know if you're broke or not! Recognize yourself in any of these? | you know you're broke if...
Author
Dr. Jason Cabler
Publisher Name
Celebrating Financial Freedom
